Terrible+Twister

Terrible Twister  Howdy y’all this story is about how part of the Colorado River formed. But first I have to tell you about Sherrie who was involved in the making. Sherrie is the sweetest girl there ever was and I’m not just saying that because of the pies she makes. Sherrie’s famous apple pie is so good you could smell them a mile away. Sherrie has blond hair, brown eyes, a blue house, and unusual clothing. But then there is Victor the town’s most wanted and Sherrie’s ex boyfriend. Victor is mean, ugly, and jealous of Sherrie because she had friends and a job and she acted as if they never heard of each other. This all took place in Arizona. Sherrie lived in the middle of nowhere with cacti here and there, with tumbleweed rolling across the desert. At night it is so cold that it is as if you were in a giant refrigerator.  One day while Sherrie was talkin’ to a customer, Victor was climbing an 110ft tall vine along Sherrie’s house and jumped through the window. Then he secretly snuck down into the basement where Sherrie kept all her ingredients and stole them by throwing everything out of the window. He took pies, bread, pastries, and rising dough. In the morning Sherrie went down to set things up and found out that her basement was empty and she fainted. Sherrie had to be out for at least four days because she hit her head on the cement so hard. When she finally woke up she turned the radio on and heard that a tornado is headed her way. Sherrie froze for 2 minutes. Once she unfroze she went to the safest spot she could find and put her hands over her head.  Sherrie thought to herself to look out the window… and she did. She saw the tornado it was the biggest she’d ever seen she also saw lightening strikes {massive] and winds so powerful it blew her prize wining cactus right out of the ground. This was no ordinary cactus; it was the biggest and strongest you’d ever seen it was 150lb., had over 6,000,000 prickles, and seven feet tall. All of a sudden the upper level off her house and bakery disappeared. After the storm Sherrie found herself lying’ in a pile of rubbish and leftovers of her house. That night Sherrie found herself a blanket, well, what was leftover of it, and cried herself asleep because she had no bakery, house and was in the middle of nowhere. A few days later Sherrie’s biggest customer, Earl, came over to buy some new, fresh, fluffy, wheat bread and found part of a house. Earl came running over to find Sherrie and found her. She looked as if she had rolled around in the mud, like she was a homeless person but the truth was she was a homeless person. Sherrie was knocked out so Earl carried her but it didn’t matter how much she weighed because Earl was stronger than an ox, rhino, elephant and bull put together. Sherrie would be fine living with Earl because Earl lived in town and she would make more friends. Two years later Sherrie had opened a new bakery right in Earl’s spare kitchen with a window on the side that could open. She was as happy as anyone could be because she had twice as many friends and customers.  Sherrie had a great life. But she never did forget her old address. Remember that tornado that happened earlier in the story. The storm was so bad it created rain. And boy did it rain. It rained for forty days straight and created the Colorado River. It appears that Sherrie’s house was the start of the Colorado River. It started out as a hole, but then expanded into a narrow river. And that is how the Colorado River was formed.  Jada Kleppen